JN#19: What would you do if you saw little bugs in your salad?

If there were little bugs in my salad I hope I would notice !As soon as I would see those little critters in my food, I would think of how many bites, if any, I already took of the salad. I would then calmly call my waitress over to take away this lively salad and have them call over the manager. Basically by the time I was done talking with everyone in charge, I would never have to pay for another meal ever again at that restaurant, but I would never order a salad ever again!